THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

“These crystals were discovered in a bed of sand and completely separate of each other. Unlike other crystals, Lemurian Seed Crystals are not found in clusters, which in geological terms this means that they are an anomaly of nature. There is no scientific explanation for this. The only place where these crystals are found are in the Diamantina region of Brazil, South America which is known for their tapered, long laser wand crystals. The difference with these crystals is both physical and mystical properties. Physically, Lemurian Seed crystals often display ladder-like grooves which cross the body of the crystal. They can also have very clear interiors. Many lemurian crystals also display a reddish pink tinge which is caused by a light coating of iron oxide.
A theory of their origin includes Lemurian Seed crystals are believed to hail from Lemuria, (also known by some as Mu), the ancient civilization said to have sunk in the Pacific Ocean thousands of years ago.”
Ancient Explorers
www.ancientexplorers.com
23 times America failed black people in 2014
Without question, black people dominated news coverage this year, but often not for reasons many would celebrate.
As America witnessed the killings of unarmed black people by police, the reality of a broken justice system, the perpetuation of various anti-black stereotypes and racism rearing its head within many major institutions, the country had no choice but to face its racial demons head-on.
Here are but a few of the many moments when the country failed its black citizens in 2014.
this is literally the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever read
what i got from this:
- don’t dress feminine
- don’t dress masculine
- don’t wear dark lips
- don’t wear bright lips
- just don’t do anything
- ???
- become a fish
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
every year my family jokingly asks what I wish for when I blow out the candles on my birthday cake
and every year I wish for an explosive asteroid to slam into the earth, destroying civilization and cleansing the land with purifying fire. What little of the human race that is left suffer devestating amnesia, and the only piece of literature left is a compendium of the Lord of the Rings trilogy
it is adopted as the new religion
praise frodo